New Computer Virus List(new virus types)
The virus you must known
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and
then slowly expands back to 200MB.
MCI VIRUS: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much
for the AT&T virus.
POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers
to itself as an "electronic microorganism."
RIGHT TO LIFE VIRUS: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old
it is. If you attempt to erase a file,
it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives.
ROSS PEROT VIRUS: Activates every component in your system, just before the
whole darn thing quits.
MARIO CUOMO VIRUS: It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run.
TED TURNER VIRUS: Colorizes your monochrome monitor.
CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a
message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
AIRLINE VIRUS: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
ELVIS VIRUS: Your computer gets fat, slow and lazy, then self destructs;
only to resurface at shopping malls and service
stations across rural America.
SEARS VIRUS: Your data won't appear unless you buy new cables, power supply
and a set of shocks.
JIMMY HOFFA VIRUS: Your programs can never be found again.
CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS : Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously,
but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.
KEVORKIAN VIRUS: Helps your computer shut down as an act of mercy.
STAR TREK VIRUS: Invades your system in places where no virus has gone
before.
HEALTH CARE VIRUS: Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and
sends you a bill for $4,500.
GEORGE BUSH VIRUS: It starts by boldly stating, "Read my docs....No new
files!" on the screen. It proceeds to fill up all
the free space on your hard drive with new files, then blames it on the
Congressional Virus.
LAPD VIRUS: It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and
erases them in "self defense".
For more information go to google and search of each virus un detail
source
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